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The power of…hyperopia!
Remember how I tried to get laser heat vision awhile ago? Well, it only kind of worked. The procedure was supposed to correct the myopia that has been plaguing (PLAGUE!) me all these years and maybe...
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Superpower: Developing optic blasts
At the time of this writing, my eyes hurt. They’re kind of sore behind my eyeballs. The eye socket area. I can feel it especially when I look up or track objects from side to side. I have decided...
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Giant tomatoes on the sun
I recently came across a headline that read, “See giant tornadoes on sun.” I have a tendency to misread things when I’m sleep deprived, so I read, “See giant tomatoes on sun.” And then I had to do a...
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Filler: Tentacle tomato alien monster thing
The other day I went to check up on my tomato. Ok, so I don’t normally go and check on my tomatoes to see how they’re doing. I went to go grab the tomato to use it in something. I forgot what I was...
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Filler: Tentacle tomato alien monster thing
The other day I went to check up on my tomato. Ok, so I don’t normally go and check on my tomatoes to see how they’re doing. I went to go grab the tomato to use it in something. I forgot what I was...
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